I get back today to learn that all water on campus is undrinkable for an indefinite amount of time as it is infected by some vague "bacteria". And my house has gone on a crazy cleaning spree and has decided that all surfaces must be practically lickable before they pass cleanliness standards. This on top of the fact that I've grimly discovered that Kantine food is still Kantine food.

Aw, it's good to be home. Well, sort of home.